
The Renagade: Purposeful Satire
This is the Renaissance Renagade, a satirical publication by the students of Springfield Renaissance. Satire is fiction writing that mimics the style of a news story, exaggerating the truth to make us question our world. The stories in this publication are all made up, but they are making fun of real things we are dealing with in our world, which they link to. Please enjoy it, and also think about it!
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5G Towers Burned by Modern Don Quixotes
Two Florida men, Dan Q. Hattie and Sam Japonda, were caught burning down 5g towers in Orlando last week, according to ...

New Clown Filter Uglifies, Teens Say
Students across America are say they are protesting a TikTok filter that makes them look ugly. About 1000 people gathered ...

Kids Turning Into Hunchbacks
Kids all around the world are slouching around at home all day this news could potentially lead to a hunchback. According to concerned parents...

Addictive "Treat" Button Found on Instagram
Although most teenagers love social media and its features, there are bad sides to every good thing. Many students at Springfield Renaissance have been devoting all their time to a new Instagram “treat” button, according to many parents and some students themselves.
Ninth grader Eloise Annaline described the day she found a button on Instagram that gave her random challenge and then provided her a “treat” every time she completed the challenge.

Students Blinded in 'Pirate' Challenge
Respect-seeking Renaissance students are turning a blind eye to self-care in the latest TikTok challenge. The self-mutilations ...

Was COVID19 a Promotional Stunt?
Rap Stars "Kanye West" and "Playboi Carti" have confirmed they create covid in a meth lab. In Kanye's new album...

Missing Urinals Tracked to Pottenger
Night security cameras in Renaissance bathrooms revealed students in Pottenger "Potty Masters" uniforms stealing a urinal...
Michael Jackson Returns With Shocking TikTok Account
Tik-Tokers around the world are arguing about the identity of a new user who looks remarkably like Michael Jackson, the world-famous pop artist whose death a decade ago had been accepted as fact.
Advocates for Jackson’s resurrection say the user is a dead ringer, while others believe the user is a Michael Jackson look alike being filmed without consent, as has been done with less famous people. In these "fake people" accounts, a hidden TikTok user takes videos and pictures of unsuspecting targets and posts them to the accounts along with profile data, and then messages from the account.
He looks just like Jackson," account stan Ben Thriller affirmed. "I saw one video of him eating a banana bowl." "I have seen more videos than you," said mega-influencer Michael Dona, "and it looks to me like like the look-alike is not as en-goldened of the camera as his platium predecessor.”


Have Aliens Replaced Renaissance Teachers?
Terrified students at The Springfield Renaissance School have convinced each other that their teachers have been replaced by aliens, and are refusing to enter their classrooms...

Smartphones Give Students Horns
Kid misbehavior can be devilish, but a recent study gave a whole new meaning to the term “little devils.” Smartphones are giving horns to people who lean over them for too long...

Camera Bombers Frustrate the Famous
A new TikTok challenge has encouraged the childen of media celebrities who broadcast from their homes video-bomb their broadcasts, often while holding food items from the family fridge...